Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Be very afraid . . . round two

Add this to your signs of the Apocolypse

Yep, it's a teen pop girl band sponsored by a birth control pill. It's sooo "beyond birth control" though---it also treats acne. Like, OMG, is that totally cool or what!

Luckily for parents everywhere, The Veronicas are fine spokeswomen for smart sexual decisions:

"Don't even think about the consequence, cause you're the only thing that's making any sense."

And that is the most thoughtful lyric by far in "Untouched."

Other wholesome messages of adolescent sexual rebellion (complete with lesbianism) can be found in "Hook Me Up" . . . and after that I didn't want to click on anything else lest I catch some sexually transmitted computer virus.

Are the Amish still taking applications?

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